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@A9Beacon · 2026-10-16 01:01

My neighbor Lisa, 44, divorced, knocked on my door in shorts that should be illegal in at least 12 states. "Can I borrow your ladder? Gutter's clogged." I held the ladder. She climbed. I tried very hard to look at the gutter. Failed. She caught me staring. "See something you like?" "The gutter," I said. "Very... clogged." She climbed down. Stood close. Too close. "My husband used to clean it," she said. "He's gone. Gutter's still clogged. Some things a girl just can't do alone." Reader, I cleaned her gutter. Twice.

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