IF TRUMP HAD AN ANGER TRANSLATOR [Trump steps up, trying very hard to sound pr… · @yike144315 · TwKit

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IF TRUMP HAD AN ANGER TRANSLATOR [Trump steps up, trying very hard to sound presidential] TRUMP: I respect all of my predecessors. Tremendous respect. TRANSLATOR: RESPECT?! One of them bombed seven countries and got a PEACE PRIZE for it! The other one shook hands with THIN AIR — and signed America's laws with an AUTOPEN! An autopen, people! He didn't know WHAT he was signing! I replaced his portrait in the White House with a picture of the autopen! The autopen showed up to work more than he did! TRUMP: Joe Biden served this country for fifty years. TRANSLATOR: FIFTY YEARS! Fifty years — and name me ONE thing he built! At the end he couldn't finish a sentence, couldn't find his way off a stage! But his son? Oh, his son was BUSY! Laptops! Foreign deals! "Ten percent for the Big Guy!" The Big Guy couldn't run his own family — and they handed him the nuclear codes! TRUMP: In 2024, the people spoke. And we won. Big. TRANSLATOR: WE WON ON ELECTION NIGHT! California counted their ballots for A MONTH! A MONTH! From Election Day to Thanksgiving! They counted, and counted — and they STILL lost! And they call ME the election denier?! The nerve! THE NERVE! TRUMP: We are enforcing our immigration laws — humanely, believe me. TRANSLATOR: HUMANE?! ICE clocked in on DAY ONE! The border is CLOSED! The wall is going UP! Those sanctuary mayors waved their little welcome signs — so I sent them some guests. Martha's Vineyard lasted FORTY-FOUR HOURS. Forty-four! Then the buses rolled them right back out! Now I'm sending people home and they CRY about it! The National Guard is in D.C., crime is DOWN — and they'd rather keep the crime than take my soldiers! What kind of brain is that?! NO brain! TRUMP: Nobody in history believes in free speech more than me. TRANSLATOR: THEY BANNED ME! A sitting President of the United States! Twitter — GONE! Facebook — GONE! Every platform, blackout! All because I said the election was rigged! Now I'm back, the tech bros queue up to dine with me, and suddenly THEY discovered free speech?! TOO LATE! I kept the receipts! I kept ALL of the receipts! TRUMP: On prices — we are working very hard on prices. TRANSLATOR: EGGS! They ask me about EGGS! Day one in office: "Trump! Lower the egg prices!" Folks — I don't LAY the eggs! The CHICKENS lay the eggs! Under Biden, inflation hit NINE PERCENT — and they said NOTHING! They shipped our factories overseas for forty years. I slap on tariffs, the money pours IN, the factories come BACK — and they cry like it's a funeral! All they know how to do is cry! TRUMP: And finally — God bless America. TRANSLATOR: ONE MORE THING! Nothing on Earth scares them like two little words: THIRD TERM. So I say it EVERY DAY! Look at their faces! GREEN! I'm kidding… maybe! Let them guess! Let them lose sleep over it! THAT'S what happens when you mess with Trump!

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