I asked my manager for a promotion. He said, “Let's be honest. Anyone could do… · @AmaterasuX20 · TwKit

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I asked my manager for a promotion. He said, “Let's be honest. Anyone could do your job.” I replied, “Great. Then I guess you won't mind if I take next Monday off.” He laughed. “Be my guest. Take the day off.” On Friday afternoon, I sent him an email with three specific bullet points. “Monday, 8:00 AM: The database master key expires. I'm the only one with the backup key.” “Monday, 1:00 PM: The quarterly tax audit begins. I'm the only one who manages the books.” “Monday, 11:59 PM: The cloud backup encryption will be automatically deleted unless its renewal is authorized.” He read the email and burst out laughing. “Very funny.” At 5:02 PM, I logged off, tossed my phone into a drawer, and...

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