It's Halloween night. If you drive a Tesla through a cemetery tonight, your ca… · @myldao · TwKit

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It's Halloween night. If you drive a Tesla through a cemetery tonight, your car might see people who aren't there. This isn't a new glitch. In 2021, a Tesla cemetery video racked up 23 million views on TikTok after the screen showed figures where the driver could see no one. Gizmodo later noted that one version of the same mistake was as mundane as it gets: the system mistook a graveside vase full of flowers for a pedestrian. That's the whole trick. The screen isn't a camera feed. It's the car's best guess, drawn from what its cameras think they see. Headstones, angel statues, shifting shadows — in the dark, they look just human enough. Tesla's own manual is blunt about it: its collision avoidance features "cannot always detect all objects, vehicles, bikes, or pedestrians, and you may experience unnecessary, inaccurate, invalid, or missed warnings." In a way, the car would rather invent a person than miss a real one. The same kind of false positive once led to phantom braking — and in 2021, to a recall of almost 12,000 cars. So the ghost story has a boring explanation. Which somehow makes it creepier: your car isn't seeing the dead. It's just guessing, confidently, in the dark. Be honest: if you had a Tesla tonight, would you take the cemetery shortcut just to see what shows up on the screen — or would you take the long way home?

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