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EU official slams the table: “We will never touch Russian gas! That’s our red line!” Russian gas arrives in China, gets a “Made in China” label slapped on it, and is sold back to the EU. The official stares at the cargo and nearly bursts into tears: “Wonderful! This is pure Made in China—absolutely nothing to do with Russia! Our values have won!” A citizen shivering under three layers of blankets asks: “But it still came from Siberia, right?” The official solemnly corrects him: “No. It made a little detour through China and completed ‘moral purification’ and ‘brand repositioning.’ Look at the label—Made in China: green, eco-friendly, and politically correct.” (Fine print at the bottom of the invoice: Origin: Siberia. Processing: Beijing. Markup: 300%.)🤣

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